We would like to express our love and gratitude for Koham Press in Vallejo for allowing us to perform at their grand opening last night. Rar, the woman behind Koham P., is doing amazing work. Please support her in any way you can! If you live in the area go check it out!
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We’re getting some serious love from our fans. Check out their praise and adoration:
“I want to have a bad back just like Jessie. She’s so cool!”
– Tammi Tinsinsen
“Matt is so radical. He loves to sleep a lot. He’s basically my hero.” – Pettigrew Smithfield
“Jessie is so hot because she loves to eat food. She’s always hungry! I want to marry her!” – Jart Flodgins
“Once I met Matt and Jessie after a show and they were really sweaty and messy and tired and I though to myself ‘These two are, like, so stylish! And they smell! The way REAL PEOPLE SMELL!!!’ I offered to buy them drinks but they just wanted to go home and watch netflix. Seriously, they shred so hard!” – Mary Wiggenstens
“I’m just as obsessed (if not more) with Comfort Slacks as they are with cats. That’s saying a lot.” – Mark Merryweather
“I love them! Matt and Jessie ARE the comfort zone.” – Francis Grey Billiams
“They are such party animals! Once, they drank a lot of alcohol and went home to sleep it off. Those crazy kids!” – Stewart Dinkims
“Once I smoked some weed with them and they started talking about how much they love Doctor Who. I just love Comfort Slacks so much!” – Joshua Jones
“I think they’re really important. I love how Jessie cooks dinner just about every night. I bet that saves them a lot of money. I wonder what they do for dinner when they go on tour though.” – Dave Perkins
“I worry about the way they writhe all over the place when they play. Won’t their clothes get dirty from crawling all over the ground? I’ll do their laundry for them whenever, though, because they need clean clothing! Plus I’ll get to look at what kind of underwear each of them wears. Suck it, haters!” – Joseph Tucker
“I want to know what kind of vitamins Comfort Slacks takes because I want to be just like Comfort Slacks!” – Matt Damon
“Evaluate your life based on the richness of your experiences, rather than material acquisition and career status. In this way, life becomes more conscious, meaningful and authentic. The happiest people learn how to do this.” Screw regular jobs! Let’s lead fun, adventurous lives together! Who’s in?
We’re back! Playing a show at the Townhouse Cocktail Lounge in Vallejo with Giggle Party and Animal Friend next Friday night, January 17th. Bring your buddies because shit might get nuts.
Happy 2014, Slackers!!! <3